i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I need water and some morals
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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