Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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