that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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