There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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