i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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