We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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