covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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