well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
