i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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