That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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