Buhtt sex?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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