we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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