I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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