This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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