My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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