He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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