Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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