need another drink. this is the easiest way
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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