I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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