Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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