Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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