ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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