fuck your aforementioned shoe
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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