i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Verdict: uncircumcised.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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