Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
