its not stalking. its research.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
