arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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