omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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