i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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