awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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