no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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