Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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