And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
