We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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