i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
too bad you live with your parents still
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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