The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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