Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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