Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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