what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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