It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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