So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
