I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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