We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
