But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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