Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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