She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
