i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I am full of burrito and curiosity
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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