Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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