I will die if light touches me.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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