Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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