just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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