Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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